Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart just got married, readers! Didn't you hear?!?

Granted, this event took place on camera and in character, as Edward and Bella tie the knot in Breaking Dawn and the stars are currently in Brazil shooting wedding and honeymoon scenes... but those pesky details would get in the way of OK! misleading readers with the following cover story:

We'll save you the cover price of this tabloid: Rob and Kristen are not married; the truth about Kendra's pregnancy is that she is not pregnant; and Kate's kids got expelled because she's a terrible mother. You're welcome.

Speaking on the fake nuptials, an on-set source reveals:

“Rob and Kristen were in a world of their own, rehearsing and running the scene. They were so cute together, looking very much in love - when they were filming and when the cameras were off.”